Pre-order - Brexit Advent Calendar

Sale price Price £11.50 Regular price

Looks like Brexit is extended until the end of January. And yes, we're going to milk it!

You can now pre-order the Brexit Advent calendar for January. This will contain the greatest hits of the previous jokes and a smattering of new ones. If Brexit doesn't happen before the calendars get shipped out in December, I'll simply refund you. 


Cope with the advent of Brexit in the most British of ways, with self-deprecating humour and a concept stolen from a child's Christmas.

This is Brexitvent!

31 windows to open with assorted Belgian chocolates, counting down each day until the UK officially leaves the EU (once again and again).

Limited Edition... well obviously.

And for anyone who might have ever exclaimed- "Brexit, such a joke!"- now it really is, as each window has a cunningly worded witticism, absurd poke at the truth or a delightful pun behind it, such as:

"Boris is a keen proponent of alternative transport. He stands on trains, sits on bikes and lies on buses". A quick teaser- buy one to get the rest of the jokes!

Each calendar is lovingly handcrafted from 350gsm card and is 100% recyclable. No plastic tray in sight!

The chocolates are of the highest quality and buying them alone would cost more than this calendar, so you're getting a real bargain! The flavours included are from a range including: 38% milk, 70% dark, 88% dark, Orange, Earl Grey, Lavender, Coffee, Caramel with puffed rice, Sea salt, Nougatine, Pink peppercorn, Lemon and Cinnamon. For nutritional information, follow this link.

Just £1 1st class shipping in the UK. We also ship globally- even to Europe!


The original March calendar was featured in the Metro and the Poke. Check out what they had to say...